Plushenko is an invalid according to Russian Politician

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I have to say that I haven’t watched the Olympics this year or truly given a flying fuck.  I remember back in the day when I was a child, I watched that shit religiously.  ESPECIALLY figure skating.  It was my passion to become the next Nancy Kerrigan.  That is, until I seen her in several public places and she was a complete douche rag. I even wrote that bitch a letter during the 1994 Winter Olympics in Lillehammer, Norway, saying how DEVASTATED I was that she received the silver medal, after all she endured during the Tonya Harding/Jeff Gillooly “WHY ME” scandal.  Needless to say I am glad that Oksana Baiul won. Fun fact: she spiraled downward as well and became a raging alcoholic subsequently entering rehab.

Back to poor Evgeni Plushenko.  This poor son of a bitch not only won the gold medal in 2006, and two silver medals in the 2002 and 2010 games in the name of RUSSIA.  He was the first figure skater to medal in FOUR different Olympics, when he helped Russia to victory in the new team event last week. (Also didn’t watch that).  At some point during the men’s individual event, he injured his back practicing a few jumps before his warm up routine, thus causing him to withdraw his bid for an Olympic medal.  Then all hell broke loose…..

Not only has a firestorm of Russian media backlash flown into his lap there is now a law being attempted to be passed banning any Russian from competing in more than two Olympics.  LDPR party leader Vladmir Zhirinovsky said “Two Olympics and get lost.  Let the youngsters have a go.  Plushenko is an invalid.” I am so glad that in between blackout vodka rampages and killing stray dogs, he took the time out to belittle a four time Olympian, whose career ended with a crushing blow.  *FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE ❤ *

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