Well well well….. we’re upon yet ANOTHER apocalypse. I’ve already survived Y2K and the Mayan one, so I know what I’m talking about here. According to the Vikings (aren’t these men who raped and pillaged multiple civilizations?), “Ragnarok is a series of events that include the final battle that will result in the death of many major gods, various natural disasters and the submersion of the world into water. Afterward, the world will resurface anew and fertile, the surviving and returning gods will meet, and the world will be repopulated by two human survivors” (PLEASE CHOOSE ME AND ROBERT PATTINSON!?)
At any rate, this Norse mythology is set to happen February 22nd, which happens to be this Saturday. OF COURSE THESE PRICKS WOULD PICK THE WORLD TO END ON A NON FUCKING WORK DAY. The Vikings believe the Ragnarok is preceded by the ‘winter of winters’, where three freezing winters would follow each other with no summers in between. Which sorry to say, does sound an awful lot like New England. Well folks, brace yo-selves coz the world is going to split apart and all the inhabitants of Hell will be unleashed. As if living in in a world where Skip Bayless has a televised show isn’t hell enough….
I guess I have nothing left to do but get the bread and milk. WINTER IS COMING!