Principal Skinner: Now I… I finally have time to do what I’ve always wanted: write the great American novel. Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it “Billy and the Cloneasaurus.”
Apu: Oh, you have got to be kidding sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Didn’t you think this through…
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Apu: … it was on the bestseller list for eighteen months! Every magazine cover had…
… one of the most popular movies of all time, sir! What were you thinking?
I mean, thank you, come again.