“Dancing has been outlawed here at the Tonight Show,” Fallon announced on Friday nights episode. He pulled out a goofy proclamation (trying not to laugh) and said, “It’s a bummer, but rules are rules.” Then the scene shifts to an ageless Bacon, who pops a cassette into his stereo (ZOMG A CASSETTE WHAT IS THAT!?), chugs his beer, puffs his cigarette and bing bang boom….. the dancing begins! Sorry if you don’t find this shit funny aka you don’t have a soul. Regardless if Kevin Bacon actually gets pissed in real life, every time he’s asked to do the “Footloose” dance, he does it for Fallon. Why? Because Fallon is THE man!