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What ‘The Simpsons’ Have Taught Us About Life, Part 2

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Part 2 of our “What the Simpsons Has Taught Us” List. No, it’s completely different from Buzzfeed. So I’m a thief am I?! WELL EXCUUUUSE MEEEE! Give ‘em ten grand.

1.) When the sign says don’t feed the bears, you better not feed the bears!

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2.) Sometimes there IS harm in laying in the middle of a public street…

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NOT THE ELEPHANTS!

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3.) Never bet against the Harlem Globetrotters, even if you think the Generals are due.

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4.) You shouldn’t be scared of Monster Island, it’s just a name…

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It’s actually more of a peninsula.

5.) If you’re trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube, remember to make use of your main finger and to spin the middle side topwise.

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TOPWISE!

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6.) Highways are full of ghost cars.

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7.) Sometimes, a sandwich can take a bite out of you!

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8.) There’s just something about flying a kite at night that’s so unwholesome…

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9.) The NSA has been spying us for longer than we realize…

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10.) All of the chimps that NASA sent into space came back super intelligent.

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11.) If you’re dumb as a mule and twice as ugly and a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!

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Lousy traumatic childhood…

12.) If you believe in reincarnation, you should hope to be reborn as a butterfly. Because nobody ever suspects the butterfly.

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13,) Always keep the egg heads. They just might come in handy…

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14.) If you purchase a robot car, make sure you don’t buy American…

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15.) If you’re feeling down, try watching some TV. It laughs with you, not at you!

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16.) Never, EVER stop in the middle of a hoe down.

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17.) Sometimes, just entering your name can be the most exhilarating part of a game!

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18.) Good things don’t end in -eum. They end in -teria and -mania!

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19.) Be wary of snowmen. They have peepers. Peepers to watch…

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20.) Heed the advice that your father gives to you on your wedding day

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If you ever travel back in time don’t step on anything! The tiniest change can alter the future in ways we couldn’t imagine!

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21.) Never assume just because somebody happens to be African American that they’re automatically good at basketball.

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