“Mm hmm, well, that’s… very good… for a first try. You know what? I have a ball. Perhaps you’d like to bounce it?”
I don’t know about you, but I think I its a great idea to carry a red ball in ones pocket for every time some asshole says something completely stupid. Just for the sole purpose of asking them if they’d like to bounce it. Anyone know where one could buy these wholesale? Just asking for a friend….