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Random Simpsons Screencap of the Day 3/20/17

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bobby sherman

Marge Simpson: Oh, honey, I know how you feel. When I was a girl, I had a crush on Bobby Sherman…

[Lisa bursts out laughing]

Marge Simpson: [annoyed] The point is, I want you to stop making these calls!

Lisa Simpson: [serious] All right, Mom. I promise you, you will never be billed for another call.

[giggling uncontrollably]

Lisa Simpson: Bobby Sherman?

Marge Simpson: Mmm…

Oh my God, you guys, the world may have gone to shit since our sweet innocent 2014 days but now we have Frinkiac! That changes everything! Well, y’know except the fact that we’re almost certainly going to die horrible, horrible deaths because the GOP won’t relinquish control of Congress even if it comes out tomorrow that Donald Trump brought the nuclear codes with him to Mar-a-Lago so that his microwave couldn’t steal them but…Frinkiac! This makes the possibilities of of Simpsons screencap and .gif sites that are much better than dank urine soaked hell hole virtually endless!

Random Daily Simpsons Fix

Random Simpsons Screencap of the Day 11/12/14

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With today’s historic news that the European Space Agency robot probe Philae successfully landed on a comet after a 6.4 billion kilometre journey that lasted nearly a decade it got me thinking what shocking news NASA could possibly release to top the news of this monumental achievement.

Maybe they should finally tell us the big secret, that all the chimps we sent into space came back super intelligent.

superintelligentchimps

“No, I don’t think we’ll be telling them that!”

Edit: According to the most recent reports, Philae has not in fact successfully landed on the comet as the probe has not been secured and all contaommunication with the device has been lost. As usual, I’ve been had.