Marge Simpson: Oh, honey, I know how you feel. When I was a girl, I had a crush on Bobby Sherman…
[Lisa bursts out laughing]
Marge Simpson: [annoyed] The point is, I want you to stop making these calls!
Lisa Simpson: [serious] All right, Mom. I promise you, you will never be billed for another call.
Lisa Simpson: Bobby Sherman?
Marge Simpson: Mmm…
Oh my God, you guys, the world may have gone to shit since our sweet innocent 2014 days but now we have Frinkiac! That changes everything! Well, y’know except the fact that we’re almost certainly going to die horrible, horrible deaths because the GOP won’t relinquish control of Congress even if it comes out tomorrow that Donald Trump brought the nuclear codes with him to Mar-a-Lago so that his microwave couldn’t steal them but…Frinkiac! This makes the possibilities of of Simpsons screencap and .gif sites that are much better than dank urine soaked hell hole virtually endless!
Homer: Aww twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut!
Homer’s Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer’s Brain: Currency can be exchanged for goods and services.
Rod Flanders: He’s gaining on us!
Todd Flanders: I’m scared!
Grandpa: “Come in, come in. Mayday! I’m losing your transmission!
Angry Krusty Burger Patron: “I SAID ‘FRENCH FRIES’!”
Grandpa: Do we serve…French…fries?
Bart: I need something for Show and Tell.
Marge: Why don’t you bring this potato? It’s pretty big.
Bart: Mom, you’re always trying to give me potatoes. What is it with you?
Marge: I just think they’re neat!
Agnes Skinner: They say the pancakes here stink!
Helen Lovejoy: Thank you, Agnes!
Ralph: Can you open my milk, Mommy?
Ms. Hoover: I’m not mommy Ralph, I’m Ms. Hoover.
With today’s historic news that the European Space Agency robot probe Philae
successfully landed on a comet after a 6.4 billion kilometre journey that lasted nearly a decade it got me thinking what shocking news NASA could possibly release to top the news of this monumental achievement.
Maybe they should finally tell us the big secret, that all the chimps we sent into space came back super intelligent.
“No, I don’t think we’ll be telling them that!”
Edit: According to the most recent reports, Philae has not in fact successfully landed on the comet as the probe has not been secured and all contaommunication with the device has been lost. As usual, I’ve been had.
Skinner: You know…we’re kind of like the original “Odd Couple”. You’re the messy one and I’m the —
Homer: SHUT UP!
Skinner: Oh yes, very well.